I saved most of the sensationalist novelty porn for my youth. The weird stuff was just to gross out your friends or prove to yourself that you could pretty much jack off to anything. And so the years pass and the internet happens and the porn gets bigger and brighter are more insane. One morning you wake up and believe that you’ve seen everything just because you’ve checked out the German tab on YouPorn. That, my friends, is why Long Jeanne Silver exists. To show you that maybe the internet hasn’t shown you everything there is to see.